Why is it that if I’m like “That girl is attractive.” everyone is always like “wut? but ur gay???”. Me being gay does not mean that I do not, from time to time, find someone of the opposite sex to be attractive and nice to look at. Does that mean I want to have sex with them? No, probably not. Since when did calling someone attractive mean that you wanted to have sex with them anyways?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard sings the Alphabet Love Song.
Mr. Crusher, set course for A— Gee, you’re adorable. B, you’re so beautiful. C, you’re a cutie full of charm.
D, you’re a darling and E, you’re exciting and F, you’re a feather in my arms.
G, you look good to me; H, you’re so heavenly; I, you’re the one I idolize….
J, we’re like Jack and Jill, K, you’re so—kissable; L is the love light in your eyes.
M, N, O, P, I could go on all day.
Q, Q! R, S, T, alphabetically speaking, you’re O.K.!
You make my life complete.
V means you’re very sweet.
W, X Y Z. It’s fun to wander through
the alphabet with you,
to tell what you mean to…
Because clearly ya’ll needed this on your dash.
EVERYBODY GO HOME
IT’S ALL DONE NOW
i’ve probably posted this before, but fuck it, this is awesome
Just needed this on my dash again.
Bringing this back.